Honesty

1. Me and Gabe went on what I like to call our 24 hour date. We got out of town, stayed in a hotel, and relaxed for a whole day and night. I didn't think about our kids the entire time. I knew they were in good hands so I didn't even worry about them. I didn't even want to buy them things while we were out. It was nice to have my brain relax for a bit. Honestly, I don't feel bad about it.

2. I stole a pair of shoes. (I didn't mean to!!) While I was trying on some things at a store, somehow they fell into a bag of previously purchased items. They were folded up ballet flats so they were easily hide-able. When we got back to the hotel and noticed our felony, I just looked at them and though, "Meh, I spent enough money in that store. I'm not going back to pay for them. They're staying here with me."  Honestly, I don't feel bad about it.

3. Gabe made me try on and buy a pair of yoga pants. My definition of yoga pants is socially acceptable leggings. They are tiiiiiiiiiight!! But Gabe assured me they look good and, well, they are pretty comfy. So if Gabe's being honest and telling the truth about how he's never seen anyone else look as good in yoga pants then me well then dangit I'm gonna wear em. (Such a nice husband to tell such sweet reassuring lies!)

4. We moved Dax's crib into Desmond's room yesterday. I could not be happier! We have our room back! In the past 4 years we've had our room completely to ourselves for a total of about 6 months. Now we can turn on the TV without closed captioning! Turn up the volume! Or  I can yell to Gabe to get me a drink from downstairs! Or cough loudly in my sleep! I'm not sad to see Dax go, I'll be honest. He's excited about the move too.

5. I drank whiskey the other night. Me and Gabe have been feeling very under the weather. We were running out of medicines to try. None of them helped. We were running out of natural remedies to try also. We had no other options left! We were desperate! So.... We made ourselves a hot toddy. It was disgusting. And it didn't help in the least. I honestly don't know why people drink. Bleh!